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We're on the hunt for cheeky memorable gifts and found the perfect range to deliver to your friends! Have a chuckle together and send these gifts to your friends and family all around Australia!
Traditional birthday cakes are sooo last season, surprise your friends and family with a Cake Explosion Box delivered straight to their doorstep!
Our Cake Explosion Box is the perfect edible gift for any occasion. Give them butterflies literally and in their tummy during an anniversary, or the shock of their lives on their birthdays (or whenever just because). With 8 different mudcake flavours and many customisable options, our Cake Explosion Box is a really personalised experience, guaranteed to make your loved ones swoon. Add some alcohol or photos for added spice!
Added bonus: Our cake explosion boxes, roses and flying butterflies are all re-usable so it's unlimited fun!
Ready to shock your friends and family? Shop the Cake Explosion Box with Flying Butterlies here.
Need same day delivery within Melbourne, or same day dispatch to Sydney, Brisbane, and the rest of Australia? Check out our same day Cake Explosion Box here.
Know a friend in iso who can't make it to their d appointment in Sydney, Brisbane, or Perth? Send them some chocolate to make up for it! Get this sweet *ahem" dog bone to munch on while waiting for your next appointment! This box is also perfect for hens night, birthday parties, or as a COVID-19 care pack.
Our chocolate D ships Australia-wide! Shop our Chocolate D here.
Want a chocolate D today? Place an order before 12pm and get same day delivery within Melbourne, or same day dispatch to the rest of Australia! Check out our Chocolate D here.
Know someone with a passion for boats? Send them the perfect gift with our motorboat box! Get their engines ready for the perfect date night, anniversary, or random Tuesday.
Buckle up! Shop The Motorboat here
Send a hint to your sneaky link! Ready yourselves for a night of fun with good company, chocolate and donuts. Perfect for date night, Valentine's Day, or anniversaries.
This box do be servin’ CAKE. Perfect for hens night or birthday parties, this MASSIVE donut cake comfortably serves not only lewks but also 5-8 people.
Celebrate hot girl summer with our extra thiccc box today!
Shop the Extra Thiccc Box Here
Need more gifting inspiration? Check out our full range of cheeky gifts here.
Cake Explosion Box with Flying Butterflies
Assorted Cupcakes with Fillings
Christmas Cupcakes with Filling - AUS WIDE
Xmas Cake Box with 4x Butterflies & Confetti Explosion
Personalised Christmas Loaded Brownie
Gold Bounce Box & Confetti Explosion
Cake Bounce Box & Confetti Explosion
Large Assorted Donut & Cookie Party Box
Pink Cake Explosion Box with Flying Butterflies
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If dad can't fix it, it's fucked.
You gift is another year of not having to pay for my wedding lol
Thanks for being my favourite parent (after mum)
Happy Birthday Dilf!
Happy Birthday! From your favourite financial burden x
Thanks for knocking mum up and making me <3
Sorry for swearing all the fucking time. I got it from my dad.
Happy Birthday Week!
Just in case you don't get any D on your birthday, you can suck on these. Happy Birthday babe!
Happy Birthday month you diva!
Happy Birthday old bitch! From your better looking, younger sister.
A year older and still a wanker
Only dickheads are born in June. Happy Birthday bro!
Happy Birthday to my favourite penis
Being related to me is the best birthday gift you could receive, Happy Birthday!!
Today we celebrate the day I left your vagina. Happy Birthday Mum!
Did you fall from a vending machine? Because you lookin like a snack
I choo- choo- choose you
Roses are red, violet are blue. You weren't my first choice, but I guess you'll do x
Happy Consumeris- I mean Valentine's Day!
Don't worry — no one loves you any other day of the year either!
Happy Galentine's Day, ya lonely bitch!
Will you be my bitch for the day?
Will you be my bridesmaid? I promise to put you in something that shows off your ass and legs xx
Enjoy, because your diet starts now! Will you be my bridesmaid?
I need someone to wear an ugly dress so that I look prettier in mine. Will you be my maid of honour?
Someone needs to hold my wedding dress when I pee. Will you?
I have my mister, now I need my sister! Will you be my bridesmaid?
Bitch, I need you!
I'm engaged, but we know he's really marrying us both. WIll you be my bridesmaid?
Crying over a guy? Nah babe, pick your head up queen. Your tiara is falling
Once upon a time, a princess lived in her own castle, with her own money, with all the things that she bought and paid for herself. Putting her first because men are deadass cunts. The End xx
Don't worry babe, he was punching anyway. Your vag deserves better x
Donuts before dickheads. Eat up babe, he was punching anyway x
Congratulations on your divorce! We hated her! So take a shot, you finally untied the fucking knot!
You're too pretty for a small dick anyway xx
What do you call a woman with no asshole? Divorced!
Baby, I wish I could think of a proper message to write, but all I can think of is how much I want to come and put you over the desk at work! What time's your break?
Roses are red, grass is green. I like your legs and the thing in between!
The calories you eat when you're on your period don't count. Eat that donut babygirl
Just because x (I'm not even trying to score a root)
Love you and your massive penis x
Thanks for all the orgasms
Hope you enjoy putting your fingers in these holes as much as I enjoy putting mine in yours x
Fuck your diet baby. More cushion for the pushin x
So the pull out method doesn't work aye? LOL Congrats on the baby!
Congratulations on the baby! My thought are with your vagina at this time x
You know how you noticed my boobs getting bigger? It's because your sperm was a winner!
Congrats on your pregnancy! May your labour be as easy as you were x
Why doesn't anyone congratulate a man for getting his wife pregnant? This box is to celebrate your super sperm bro x
I hope these donuts taste as good as I do … fucking delicious! Happy Anniversary Baby x
You satisfy me in ways that usually require batteries x
Thanks for all the orgasms the past 2 years xx
Thanks for keeping me moist. Love you x
Enjoy this box as much as you enjoy mine. Happy Anniversary boo x
We made it!!
Thank you for being an amazing boyfriend and giving me attention so that I don't die x
Sorry for being a dick
I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry x
Sorry for farting around you all the time
I'm not sure what I've done, but I'm apologizing anyway. Forgive me yet?
Sorry for being a shit cunt.
Sorry for being moody. Do you still love me?
Fuck you for finding a new job! Who am I meant to bitch with now??
Farewell cunt-a-saurus! You will be missed
We heard you're leaving? Good.
How dare you want career progression! Did you not think about my feelings??
I hope your exams are as easy as you are xx
Fuck your exams! You can always be a stripper.
Shoutout to those who helped you graduate today: Wikipedia, Google, Copy & Paste. Happy Graduation!
I'm sorry my giant head ruined your vagina. I love you x
Of all the vaginas in the world, I'm glad I fell out of yours x
Thanks for being an amazing mum, I'm sorry only one of us turned out great. It's not your fault (it's an odds game). Love, your favourite child
You got what you wished for, my kids are a pain in the ass too!
I think being your child is a big enough gift
I'm sorry that I was such a little shit when I was younger
I promise to move out eventually x
Thanks for not swallowing me x
Thanks for shagging dad. That couldn't have been easy... Way to take one for the team!
Cancer is a big C
You=1 Cancer=0
May your chemo give you superpowers x
You beat cancer! You're so badass x
You've got this!
Fuck cancer! You're so much stronger than it
Sorry I invited to you to a super-spreader party. Get well soon!
Happy day 2347391 of lockdown!
Put on some quarantine kilos, sweaty x
Enjoy your day of Zoom calls, sweatpants, and walks to the fridge!
Well, 2022 is cancelled.
Your Words, Your Way
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