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Chocolate D - Goldelucks
Chocolate D
Chocolate D - Goldelucks
Chocolate D - Goldelucks
Chocolate D
Chocolate D - Goldelucks
    australia Same Day Dispatch Australia-wide same-day-delivery Same Day Delivery in Melbourne

    Chocolate D

    $38.00

    Build Your Own Box

    1 Add an Explosion to Your Gift
    • Standard (No Confetti)
    • Add Confetti (+$20)
      Add Confetti (+$20)

      Confetti will explode out as the box is opened

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    • Add Confetti & 2 Flying Butterflies (+$30)
      Add Confetti & 2 Flying Butterflies (+$30)

      Confetti & 2 butterflies will explode out as the box is opened

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    • Add Confetti & 4 Flying Butterflies (+$40)
      Add Confetti & 4 Flying Butterflies (+$40)

      Confetti & 4 butterflies will explode out as the box is opened

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    2 Add a Gift Message
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    • Digital Message (Free)
    • Physical Card +$5
    • Confetti Explosion & Photo Card +$20
    3 Add a Physical Card $5 (Optional)
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    4 Add Your Personalised Message (125 Characters)
    3 Add Confetti Explosion Card +$20 (Optional)
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      DESCRIPTION

      Why They’ll Love This

      Cheeky and delicious, this Chocolate D is as indulgent as it is hilarious! Perfect for spreading laughter and sweet moments, this gift is a unique way to surprise your friends and loved ones. Whether it’s for a hens night, a celebration, or just to brighten someone’s day, this chocolate D is sure to create unforgettable memories.

      Take the fun to the next level by adding a confetti bomb that explodes when the gift is opened, making it a true celebration!

      What’s Included

      • Chocolate Dick (Penis) (~12cm)
      • Milk Bottle Lollies
      • Optional Confetti Bomb: Add an explosion of fun to your gift for an unforgettable surprise.
      • Personalised Message: Include a thoughtful note to make it extra special.

      How It’s Best Served

      Best enjoyed fresh out of the box for maximum flavour and fun. Store in a cool, dry place until ready to share or devour!

      How to Store Leftovers

      Keep any leftover chocolate in a cool, dry place to maintain its texture and taste. Avoid storing in the fridge to prevent condensation from altering the chocolate's surface.

      Product Substitution Policy

      We strive to pack our gifts exactly as described, but due to shipping times and availability, we may substitute products with items of similar quality and value.

      DELIVERY

      Delivery ETA

      Location Delivery ETA
      Melbourne Metro Guaranteed on Date Selected
      NSW, QLD, SA, WA, ACT, TAS - Metro Cities
      Next Business Day 
      NT & Outside of Major Cities
      1 - 3 Business Days

      Please note: the delivery timeframes outside of Melbourne metro exclude public holidays, weekends and any courier delays.

      REVIEWS

      Customer Reviews

      Based on 26 reviews
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      A
      Amber Jones
      Great Gift

      Fast delivery and easy checkout process

      N
      Nikki
      Very happy!

      This was such a funny gift. Delivery was fast, checkout was easy. Will definitely return.
      Excellent service

      A
      Aditi Verma
      Loved it

      Perfect hens party dessert, the bride loved it and had a fun time

      P
      Phillip
      Perfect housewarming present

      This was the perfect housewarming gift for a friend who just moved interstate. The delivery was speedy, the exploding confetti was a great surprise to the recipient who opened it at work (haha) and the chocolate D was perfect. Thank you so much

      R
      Rachel King
      Best gift, EVER!

      Nothing like your best friend of 25 years opening a box, getting shot in the face with a confetti cannon and then receiving a chocolate D and a Jack Daniel’s! Her face and reaction was priceless! Thanks for the giggles!

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      Paris Laurendet

      It was great and such a funny present to give my boyfriend

      BULK & CORPORATE ORDERS

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