Goldelucks is here to help you stand out and make a lasting impression on your clients, employees and suppliers this Christmas. Starting at $35 plus delivery per person, it's affordable, convenient and value for money.
Get 15% off all gifts when you pre-order your Christmas Hampers before November 20. Branding options available with low minimum at $300. Fill in the form below to get started.
Goldelucks Corporate Benefits
Quick turnaround - we can organise something as quick as within 24 hours
Simplified ordering process - a dedicated account manager will help look after you from beginning to end
Customisable - we can put together a bespoke gift to suit your budget
Personalisation - add your branding to our gifts for the perfect finishing touch
Crying over a guy? Nah babe, pick your head up queen. Your tiara is falling
Once upon a time, a princess lived in her own castle, with her own money, with all the things that she bought and paid for herself. Putting her first because men are deadass cunts.
The End xx
Don't worry babe, he was punching anyway. Your vag deserves better x
Donuts before dickheads. Eat up babe, he was punching anyway x
Congratulations on your divorce! We hated her! So take a shot, you finally untied the fucking knot!
You're too pretty for a small dick anyway xx
What do you call a woman with no asshole? Divorced!
Baby, I wish I could think of a proper message to write, but all I can think of is how much I want to come and put you over the desk at work! What time's your break?
Roses are red, grass is green. I like your legs and the thing in between!
The calories you eat when you're on your period don't count. Eat that donut babygirl
Just because x (I'm not even trying to score a root)
Love you and your massive penis x
Thanks for all the orgasms
Hope you enjoy putting your fingers in these holes as much as I enjoy putting mine in yours x
Fuck your diet baby. More cushion for the pushin x
