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You Are The Tits - Goldelucks Same Day Gift Delivery
You Are The Tits - Goldelucks Same Day Gift Delivery
You Are The Tits
You Are The Tits - Goldelucks Same Day Gift Delivery
You Are The Tits - Goldelucks Same Day Gift Delivery
You Are The Tits - Goldelucks Same Day Gift Delivery
You Are The Tits - Goldelucks Same Day Gift Delivery
    same-day-delivery Same Day Delivery in Melbourne Mel Only This product delivers to Melbourne Metro only

    You Are The Tits

    $78.00
    1 Pick Your Box
    2 Add a Gift Message
    • No Message
    • Digital Message (Free)
    • Physical Card +$5
    • Confetti Explosion & Photo Card +$20
    3 Add a Physical Card +$5
    • Happy Birthday Card
    • I Love You Card
    • Thank You Card
    • You're Fucking Awesome Card
    • I'm Sorry For Being a Dick Card
    • Congrats Card
    • Get Well Card
    • One Year Older & Still a Cunt Card
    • Lucky You Swiped Right Card
    • You're The Breast Person Ever Card
    • Greatest Dad Card
    4 Add Your Personalised Message (125 Characters)
    3 Add a Confetti Explosion & Photo Card +$20
    • Christmas
    • Pink Birthday
    • Blue Birthday
    • Colourful
    • Pink
    • Blue
    • Blue Romance
    • Red Romance
    4 Add Your Personalised Photo
    5 Add Your Personalised Message (125 Characters)
    Select your card

      DESCRIPTION

      Why They’ll Love This

      If you're looking for a cheeky way to surprise the breast person in your life, this is it! Nothing says you're special like a box of large, fluffy boob donuts. These enormous donuts are freshly baked and carefully crafted in-house to ensure maximum fluffiness, making them a hilarious and delicious gift for any occasion.

      Whether you're looking to surprise your friends, have a fun night with your partner, or just want to hold giant tits, this dessert box will make any moment unforgettable.

      What’s Included

      • 9x Strawberry Flavoured Boob Donuts (vegan-friendly)
      • Optional Confetti Explosion Card: Add a playful touch with a card that bursts with confetti when opened, revealing a personalised photo and message.
      • Personalised Message: Include a thoughtful or cheeky note to make this gift unique.

      How It’s Best Served

      Best enjoyed fresh on the day of delivery. If stored in the fridge, allow the donuts to sit at room temperature for 30 minutes before serving to let the flavours shine.

      How to Store Leftovers

      Place any remaining donuts in an airtight container and store in the fridge for up to 2 days. Bring them to room temperature before serving to enjoy their soft, fluffy texture.

      Product Substitution Policy

      We strive to pack our gifts exactly as described, but due to shipping times and availability, we may substitute products with items of similar quality and value.

      DELIVERY

      Delivery ETA

      Location Delivery ETA
      Melbourne Metro Guaranteed on Date Selected
      NSW, QLD, SA, WA, ACT, TAS - Metro Cities
      Next Business Day 
      NT & Outside of Major Cities
      1 - 3 Business Days

      Please note: the delivery timeframes outside of Melbourne metro exclude public holidays, weekends and any courier delays.

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