This brownie doesn’t whisper happy birthday—it yells it with sass. Rich chocolate ganache? Tick. Bold blue sprinkles? Tick. A cheeky edible topper that reads "Happy Birthday Bitch"? Absolutely. It’s the kind of birthday surprise that says, “you’re fabulous and I know it.”
What’s Included
1x Large Loaded Brownie (16-18cm in size)
Glazed in decadent chocolate ganache
Topped with blue sprinkles
Edible "Happy Birthday Bitch" image
Optional Confetti Bomb: Add an explosion of fun for a surprise effect.
Personalised Message: Include a heartfelt note to make it extra special.
How It’s Best Served
Pop it in the microwave for a few seconds to unleash its fudgy power. Best paired with bubbles and an unapologetic main character vibe.
How to Store Leftovers
Store airtight at room temp for 3 days or in the fridge for up to 2 weeks. Let it sit before serving to protect the edible image and get that ganache just right.
Product Substitution Policy
We strive to pack our gifts exactly as described, but due to shipping times and availability, we may substitute products with items of similar quality and value.
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Crying over a guy? Nah babe, pick your head up queen. Your tiara is falling
Once upon a time, a princess lived in her own castle, with her own money, with all the things that she bought and paid for herself. Putting her first because men are deadass cunts.
The End xx
Don't worry babe, he was punching anyway. Your vag deserves better x
Donuts before dickheads. Eat up babe, he was punching anyway x
Congratulations on your divorce! We hated her! So take a shot, you finally untied the fucking knot!
You're too pretty for a small dick anyway xx
What do you call a woman with no asshole? Divorced!
Baby, I wish I could think of a proper message to write, but all I can think of is how much I want to come and put you over the desk at work! What time's your break?
Roses are red, grass is green. I like your legs and the thing in between!
The calories you eat when you're on your period don't count. Eat that donut babygirl
Just because x (I'm not even trying to score a root)
Love you and your massive penis x
Thanks for all the orgasms
Hope you enjoy putting your fingers in these holes as much as I enjoy putting mine in yours x
Fuck your diet baby. More cushion for the pushin x
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