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The Motorboat
The Motorboat
The Motorboat - Goldelucks Same Day Gift Delivery
The Motorboat
The Motorboat
The Motorboat
The Motorboat
The Motorboat
The Motorboat
The Motorboat
    same-day-delivery Same Day Delivery in Melbourne Mel Only This product delivers to Melbourne Metro only

    The Motorboat

    $65.00
    1 Pick Your Box
    2 Add a Gift Message
    • No Message
    • Digital Message (Free)
    • Physical Card +$5
    • Confetti Explosion & Photo Card +$20
    3 Add a Physical Card +$5
    • Happy Birthday Card
    • I Love You Card
    • Thank You Card
    • You're Fucking Awesome Card
    • I'm Sorry For Being a Dick Card
    • Congrats Card
    • Get Well Card
    • One Year Older & Still a Cunt Card
    • Lucky You Swiped Right Card
    • You're The Breast Person Ever Card
    • Greatest Dad Card
    4 Add Your Personalised Message (125 Characters)
    3 Add a Confetti Explosion & Photo Card +$20
    • Christmas
    • Pink Birthday
    • Blue Birthday
    • Colourful
    • Pink
    • Blue
    • Blue Romance
    • Red Romance
    4 Add Your Personalised Photo
    5 Add Your Personalised Message (125 Characters)
    Select your card

      DESCRIPTION

      Why They’ll Love This

      Set sail on a sea of sweetness with The Motorboat! These cheeky boob and dick donuts are freshly baked and carefully crafted in-house to ensure maximum fluffiness and deliciousness. Whether it’s date night, an anniversary, or just a fun surprise for your partner, this dessert box is guaranteed to bring laughter and joy.

      Planning a bachelor or bachelorette party? Or maybe a cheeky gift for your friends? This hilarious and indulgent treat will make any occasion unforgettable.

      What’s Included

      • Double D Boob Donuts (Vegan-friendly)
      • Big Chocolate Glazed Dick Donut
      • Milk Bottle Lollies
      • Optional Confetti Card: Add a card that bursts with confetti when opened, revealing a personalised photo and message.
      • Personalised Message: Include a heartfelt or cheeky note to make this gift truly special.

      How It’s Best Served

      Best enjoyed fresh on the day of delivery. For an extra indulgent experience, warm briefly in the microwave to soften the glaze.

      How to Store Leftovers

      Store any remaining donuts in an airtight container at room temperature for up to 2 days. For longer storage, refrigerate in a sealed container and let them sit at room temperature for 30 minutes before serving.

      Product Substitution Policy

      We strive to pack our gifts exactly as described, but due to shipping times and availability, we may substitute products with items of similar quality and value.

      DELIVERY

      Delivery ETA

      Location Delivery ETA
      Melbourne Metro Guaranteed on Date Selected
      NSW, QLD, SA, WA, ACT, TAS - Metro Cities
      Next Business Day 
      NT & Outside of Major Cities
      1 - 3 Business Days

      Please note: the delivery timeframes outside of Melbourne metro exclude public holidays, weekends and any courier delays.

      REVIEWS

      Customer Reviews

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      Minh
      Best gift ever

      I sent this to a workmate for her birthday, She absolutely loved it. Was kept in the loop all day as I was hoping it would arrived before she finished work for the day. Even the delivery guy Joe was fantastic

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      Tamara Micallef
      Thumbs up

      Recipients had a great laugh!!!
      Donuts were delicious !
      Easy to purchase online-
      Kept in the
      Loop throughout delivery !
      Definitely use again!!!

      J
      Jack Law

      The Motorboat

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      Sarah Park
      Best Gift EVER!!!

      So our friend is going through a “dick “ of a time so we thought let’s send something to give her a laugh rather than flowers.. she loved it! Fresh and delivered fast, you need to all start sending!!!

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      Cat Hannan
      Yum!!!

      Cheeky and fun plus delicious 😋

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      Nat M
      Motorboat for the win

      The recipient absolutely loved and appreciated this delivery. Can’t fault the service, will definitely be a return customer

      BULK & CORPORATE ORDERS

      Order by 2PM for Same Day Dispatch