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You Are The Tits - Goldelucks Same Day Gift Delivery
You Are The Tits - Goldelucks Same Day Gift Delivery
You Are The Tits
You Are The Tits - Goldelucks Same Day Gift Delivery
You Are The Tits - Goldelucks Same Day Gift Delivery
You Are The Tits - Goldelucks Same Day Gift Delivery
You Are The Tits - Goldelucks Same Day Gift Delivery
    same-day-delivery Same Day Delivery in Melbourne Mel Only This product delivers to Melbourne Metro only

    You Are The Tits

    $78.00
    1 Pick Your Box
    2 Add a Gift Message
    • No Message
    • Digital Message (Free)
    • Physical Card +$5
    • Confetti Explosion & Photo Card +$20
    3 Add a Physical Card +$5
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    • One Year Older & Still a Cunt Card
    • Lucky You Swiped Right Card
    • You're The Breast Person Ever Card
    • Greatest Dad Card
    4 Add Your Personalised Message (125 Characters)
    3 Add a Confetti Explosion & Photo Card +$20
    • Christmas
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    • Blue Romance
    • Red Romance
    4 Add Your Personalised Photo
    5 Add Your Personalised Message (125 Characters)
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      DESCRIPTION

      If you're looking for a cheeky way to surprise the breast person in your life, this is it! 

      Nothing says you're special like a box of exceptional and perky boob donuts. These enormous boob donuts are freshly baked and carefully crafted in-house to ensure maximum fluffiness - perfect for an engagement, anniversary, or birthday gift.

      Whether you're looking to surprise your friends, have a fun night with your partner, or just want to hold giant tits, this dessert box is sure to make any moment a memorable one.

      Perfect for a Birthday, Hens Night or Anniversary gift.

      What’s Included

      • 9x Strawberry Flavoured Boob Donuts (vegan-friendly)
      • Add jam-filling (vegan-friendly)
      • Add chocolates and fruit sticks (not vegan)
      • Personalised message

      We endeavour to pack our gifts as described, but due to shipping time and product availability, we may substitute products and items with substitutions of similar quality and value.

      DELIVERY
      Delivery ETA
      Location Delivery ETA
      Melbourne Metro Guaranteed on Date Selected
      NSW, QLD, SA, WA, ACT, TAS - Metro Cities
      Next Business Day 
      NT & Outside of Major Cities
      1 - 3 Business Days

      Please note: the delivery timeframes outside of Melbourne metro exclude public holidays, weekends and any courier delays.

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