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The Bottom Box - Goldelucks Same Day Gift Delivery
The Bottom Box
The Bottom Box - Goldelucks Same Day Gift Delivery
The Bottom Box - Goldelucks Same Day Gift Delivery
The Bottom Box
The Bottom Box - Goldelucks Same Day Gift Delivery
    same-day-delivery Same Day Delivery in Melbourne Mel Only This product delivers to Melbourne Metro only

    The Bottom Box

    $42.00
    Build Your Own Box
    1 Add an Explosion to Your Gift
    • Standard (No Confetti)
    • Add Confetti (+$20)
      Add Confetti (+$20)

      Confetti will explode out as the box is opened

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    • Add Confetti & 2 Flying Butterflies (+$30)
      Add Confetti & 2 Flying Butterflies (+$30)

      Confetti & 2 butterflies will explode out as the box is opened

      Box Confetti gif
    • Add Confetti & 4 Flying Butterflies (+$40)
      Add Confetti & 4 Flying Butterflies (+$40)

      Confetti & 4 butterflies will explode out as the box is opened

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    Upgrade Your Gift:
    2 Add a Gift Message
    • No Message
    • Digital Message (Free)
    • Physical Card +$5
    • Confetti Explosion & Photo Card +$20
    3 Add a Physical Card $5 (Optional)
    • Happy Birthday Card
    • I Love You Card
    • Thank You Card
    • You're Fucking Awesome Card
    • I'm Sorry For Being a Dick Card
    • Congrats Card
    • Get Well Card
    • Merry Christmas Card
    • One Year Older & Still a Cunt Card
    • Lucky You Swiped Right Card
    • You're The Breast Person Ever Card
    • Greatest Dad Card
    4 Add Your Personalised Message (125 Characters)
    3 Add Confetti Explosion Card +$20 (Optional)
    • Christmas
    • Pink Birthday
    • Blue Birthday
    • Colourful
    • Pink
    • Blue
    • Blue Romance
    • Red Romance
    4 Add Your Personalised Photo
    5 Add Your Personalised Message (125 Characters)
    Select your box
      DESCRIPTION

      This Bottom Dessert Box is equal parts cheeky and delicious - sure to tickle taste buds and funny bones alike. This chocolate gift is more than just a treat; it's a conversation starter, a source of laughter, and a unique way to surprise your friends and loved ones. Whether you're organising a hens night, celebrating an anniversary, or just wanting to cheer up a lonely friend, this cheeky gift box delivers smiles that'd make any night memorable.

      We understand that getting D might not be the most exciting experience sometimes. Add a confetti bomb that explodes when the gift is opened so it's more of a celebration! 

      Know someone who needs this gift today? Place an order for same day delivery to Melbourne or same day dispatch Australia-wide.

      Perfect for a Birthday or Anniversary gift.

      What’s Included

      • Chocolate Dick (~12cm)
      • 1x Chocolate Ring Donut
      • Personalised message

      We endeavour to pack our gifts as described, but due to shipping time and product availability, we may substitute products and items with substitutions of similar quality and value.

      DELIVERY
      Delivery ETA
      Location Delivery ETA
      Melbourne Metro Guaranteed on Date Selected
      NSW, QLD, SA, WA, ACT, TAS - Metro Cities
      Next Business Day 
      NT & Outside of Major Cities
      1 - 3 Business Days

      Please note: the delivery timeframes outside of Melbourne metro exclude public holidays, weekends and any courier delays.

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      BULK & CORPORATE ORDERS

      Order by 2PM for Same Day Dispatch