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What do you get when you have Melbourne's largest, tastiest donuts, and a personalised surprise? The best gift ever! Made fresh in our Melbourne bakery, our donuts are more than just treats; they're an experience crafted to perfection.
From classic glazed donuts to luxury donut packs and donut bouquets, each... Read More
What do you get when you have Melbourne's largest, tastiest donuts, and a personalised surprise? The best gift ever! Made fresh in our Melbourne bakery, our donuts are more than just treats; they're an experience crafted to perfection.
From classic glazed donuts to luxury donut packs and donut bouquets, each gift box is crafted to leave you wanting more. Whether you're celebrating a birthday, anniversary, or just want a treat for yourself, these donuts are sure to make every moment sweeter.
Need a last-minute gift to send? Get same day delivery to Melbourne or same day dispatch Australia-wide and we'll deliver your donut boxes straight to your doorstep!
Need same day delivery? Shop our range here. Looking for wholesale or catering for donuts? Contact us here.
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Please place your order and make payment before 8pm for next day delivery, and before 2pm for same day delivery. Payments made after the cut off time might be missed, please contact us on live chat to ensure your order is placed.
Rest of Australia:
Cut off timing for same day dispatch outside of Melbourne delivery is at 2pm. Please ensure your payment is made before this cut off timing, payments made after the cut off time might be missed, please contact us on live chat to ensure your order is placed.
Need more help? Check out our FAQ page, or chat with us on live chat!
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Melbourne:
We deliver to most Melbourne metro suburbs. There are a few that are not included in our delivery area and will need to be delivered with one of our national product range.
Rest of Australia:
Our national product range is available to deliver nationwide, even regional towns. When you checkout, select 'Rest of Australia' delivery and select your date of dispatch.
Need more help? Check out our FAQ page, or chat with us on live chat!
If you've left your gift to the last minute, we've got your back.
Melbourne orders:
We offer same day delivery from Monday-Saturday if you order before 2pm. Payments made after 2pm might be missed, please contact us on live chat to ensure your order is placed.
Rest of Australia:
As we're based in Melbourne, we're not able to offer same day delivery outside of Melbourne metro but we do offer same day dispatch if you place your order on the website before 2pm. Please note that this option might not be available if we are sold out earlier.
Need more help? Check out our FAQ page, or chat with us on live chat!
If the recipient isn’t at home, a few things will happen:
The courier will leave the goods at the front or back door if the recipient isn't home and if there is a safe place to do so. If there is nowhere safe to leave the box e.g. apartment concierge/reception not accepting deliveries, the box will be marked for return. Please note that not all boxes can be returned back to us as we work with external couriers and they charge a fee to return the box and therefore a remake or re-delivery fee may apply if you require a new delivery.
Rest of Australia:
Your delivery will be left at a safe place if no one is able to sign for it. If there is nowhere safe to leave the delivery, your order will be taken to the nearest post office for collection.
Need more help? Check out our FAQ page , or chat with us on live chat!
Absolutely! Celebrate the holiday magic with unique and surprise-filled Christmas presents. From kids, to parents or your partner, our thoughtfully-curated range of Christmas hampers and gifts are bound to captivate and surprise your loved ones.
Schedule your orders up to 3 months in advance, or place an order as late as Christmas Eve! We’ll be delivering gifts till 24th December for Melbourne deliveries, and dispatching boxes anywhere in Australia till 20th December for orders outside of Melbourne.
If you’re a corporate customer and are looking for the perfect gift or party, we’ve got your Christmas sorted. Contact us on our Corporate page for special customisations and corporate discounts!
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If dad can't fix it, it's fucked.
You gift is another year of not having to pay for my wedding lol
Thanks for being my favourite parent (after mum)
Happy Birthday Dilf!
Happy Birthday! From your favourite financial burden x
Thanks for knocking mum up and making me <3
Sorry for swearing all the fucking time. I got it from my dad.
Happy Birthday Week!
Just in case you don't get any D on your birthday, you can suck on these. Happy Birthday babe!
Happy Birthday month you diva!
Happy Birthday old bitch! From your better looking, younger sister.
A year older and still a wanker
Only dickheads are born in June. Happy Birthday bro!
Happy Birthday to my favourite penis
Being related to me is the best birthday gift you could receive, Happy Birthday!!
Today we celebrate the day I left your vagina. Happy Birthday Mum!
Did you fall from a vending machine? Because you lookin like a snack
I choo- choo- choose you
Roses are red, violet are blue. You weren't my first choice, but I guess you'll do x
Happy Consumeris- I mean Valentine's Day!
Don't worry — no one loves you any other day of the year either!
Happy Galentine's Day, ya lonely bitch!
Will you be my bitch for the day?
Will you be my bridesmaid? I promise to put you in something that shows off your ass and legs xx
Enjoy, because your diet starts now! Will you be my bridesmaid?
I need someone to wear an ugly dress so that I look prettier in mine. Will you be my maid of honour?
Someone needs to hold my wedding dress when I pee. Will you?
I have my mister, now I need my sister! Will you be my bridesmaid?
Bitch, I need you!
I'm engaged, but we know he's really marrying us both. WIll you be my bridesmaid?
Crying over a guy? Nah babe, pick your head up queen. Your tiara is falling
Once upon a time, a princess lived in her own castle, with her own money, with all the things that she bought and paid for herself. Putting her first because men are deadass cunts. The End xx
Don't worry babe, he was punching anyway. Your vag deserves better x
Donuts before dickheads. Eat up babe, he was punching anyway x
Congratulations on your divorce! We hated her! So take a shot, you finally untied the fucking knot!
You're too pretty for a small dick anyway xx
What do you call a woman with no asshole? Divorced!
Baby, I wish I could think of a proper message to write, but all I can think of is how much I want to come and put you over the desk at work! What time's your break?
Roses are red, grass is green. I like your legs and the thing in between!
The calories you eat when you're on your period don't count. Eat that donut babygirl
Just because x (I'm not even trying to score a root)
Love you and your massive penis x
Thanks for all the orgasms
Hope you enjoy putting your fingers in these holes as much as I enjoy putting mine in yours x
Fuck your diet baby. More cushion for the pushin x
So the pull out method doesn't work aye? LOL Congrats on the baby!
Congratulations on the baby! My thought are with your vagina at this time x
You know how you noticed my boobs getting bigger? It's because your sperm was a winner!
Congrats on your pregnancy! May your labour be as easy as you were x
Why doesn't anyone congratulate a man for getting his wife pregnant? This box is to celebrate your super sperm bro x
I hope these donuts taste as good as I do … fucking delicious! Happy Anniversary Baby x
You satisfy me in ways that usually require batteries x
Thanks for all the orgasms the past 2 years xx
Thanks for keeping me moist. Love you x
Enjoy this box as much as you enjoy mine. Happy Anniversary boo x
We made it!!
Thank you for being an amazing boyfriend and giving me attention so that I don't die x
Sorry for being a dick
I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry x
Sorry for farting around you all the time
I'm not sure what I've done, but I'm apologizing anyway. Forgive me yet?
Sorry for being a shit cunt.
Sorry for being moody. Do you still love me?
Fuck you for finding a new job! Who am I meant to bitch with now??
Farewell cunt-a-saurus! You will be missed
We heard you're leaving? Good.
How dare you want career progression! Did you not think about my feelings??
I hope your exams are as easy as you are xx
Fuck your exams! You can always be a stripper.
Shoutout to those who helped you graduate today: Wikipedia, Google, Copy & Paste. Happy Graduation!
I'm sorry my giant head ruined your vagina. I love you x
Of all the vaginas in the world, I'm glad I fell out of yours x
Thanks for being an amazing mum, I'm sorry only one of us turned out great. It's not your fault (it's an odds game). Love, your favourite child
You got what you wished for, my kids are a pain in the ass too!
I think being your child is a big enough gift
I'm sorry that I was such a little shit when I was younger
I promise to move out eventually x
Thanks for not swallowing me x
Thanks for shagging dad. That couldn't have been easy... Way to take one for the team!
Cancer is a big C
You=1 Cancer=0
May your chemo give you superpowers x
You beat cancer! You're so badass x
You've got this!
Fuck cancer! You're so much stronger than it
Sorry I invited to you to a super-spreader party. Get well soon!
Happy day 2347391 of lockdown!
Put on some quarantine kilos, sweaty x
Enjoy your day of Zoom calls, sweatpants, and walks to the fridge!
Well, 2022 is cancelled.
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